The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow - Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927 (Project Gutenberg, 1999)
On the art of making up one's mind -- On the disadvantage of not getting what one wants -- On the exceptional merit attaching to the things we meant to do -- On the preparation and employment of love philtres -- On the delights and benefits of slavery -- On the care and management of women -- On the minding of other people's business -- On the time wasted in looking before one leaps -- On the nobility of ourselves -- On the motherliness of man -- On the inadvisability of following advice -- On the playing of marches at the funerals of marionettes.
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Keywords: Wit and humor; Essays